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BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Jun, 14 2010 104 chars (1 sms) 2316 views Insult

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Dosti aour mohabbat main tum ney farq ker dya.tumharey eak lamhay key gusey nay dekho hamien kitna door ker dya.dekho main ney ab keasa faisla ker dya?

Hanso Khelo

Hanso

Khelo

NAACHO

Gao

Uchloo

Koodoo

Dunya ki parwa mat kero

Q
K

Duniya Janti Hay K
"PAGAL"
aisi harkatein karte rehte hai...

Police constable 2

Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo

1 RUPIYA DE DE

BHIKAARI: 1 RUPIYA DE DE, MAIN NE 3 DIN SE KHAANA NAHIN KHAAYEA HAI,
MEMON: 100 RUPE DOON GA PEHLE YEH BATA 1 RUPIYE ME KHAANA KAHAN MILTA HAI???

Kya aap jaante

Kya aap jaante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???
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zahir hai aap
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to ho nai sakte
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MAI HUN

One day a donkey

One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.

So plz don''t look into mirror coz..

I''ll miss u... :P

beta tayari kar

beta tayari kar lo!

Count down shurru ho chuka

thoray se din reh gaye hain

jo karna hai kar lo

phir Ramzan ka chand nazar atay he tum zanjeeron main bandh diye jao ge

Udass kyon kharey

Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha

Wah Wah Wah

Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha

Aao mera LUND chooso AAM ki tarha

"Happy MANGO season"

haha Hai Jise

haha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada

Smjha hai Jise Muhabbat se Zyada

Bharosa hai Jis pe Khud se Zyada

Tu hai Hai wo....

HARAMZADA..

I Want

I Want

2

Kill U

But I Can''t,Bcoz,

I.P.C.340(B)

"According 2this Rule,

Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys

R Strictly Prohibited.''

Jaha pana Tusi ;

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Karo

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Mutra visarjan..:-)

A Camel cow

A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best

Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads

cow:
i give milk

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Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha...

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