Yaar aaj ka din

Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!

Jun, 14 2010 77 chars (1 sms) 2740 views Insult

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Bijli Bord vich post nikli hai salri "50000"rs h r r z milnge.
Kam koi nahi bass "11kv" tar te GILLA kapra mar ke saaf karni hai.
BEST OF LUCK.

Mental Hospital

Mental Hospital Ke Operation Theatre Main

Operation Tayyar

Saman Mojood

Docters Mojood

Nurses Mojood

Laikin Mental

SMS Parhney Main Masroof Hai.

Those beautifu

Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
a sexy mouth,
nice smile ....
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?

Jabse Tumhe dekha

Jabse Tumhe dekha
hai,

Mera

Raat ko

Din ko

Subha ko

Sham ko

Khate waqt

Peete waqt

Sote waqt

Jagte waqt

Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!

Lost in a zoo

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2

1 Aqalmand Insan

1 Aqalmand Insan Gadhay Se Bola
"Sari Dunya Tumhe''n Be-waqof Q kehti hy?"

Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Jawaab Do Na ... =P ;)

Aap Aachhe

Aap

Aachhe

Imaandar

Sanskarwan

Sunder

Sushil

Samjhadaar

Pyare

Khubsurat

Tailented Insaan ho,

Pata Karo

Ye Afwaah Kaon Udaa Raha Hai.

I saw U on ROAD

I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

sham hote hii ye

sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai
toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai
tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.

Udass kyon kharey

Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha

Wah Wah Wah

Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha

Aao mera LUND chooso AAM ki tarha

"Happy MANGO season"

This sms can only b

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...
try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...
one more time...hey don"t force it ugly!!!

BE - ALERT

BE - ALERT

KOI BHI
KUCH BHI
KHAANEY KO DEY

MAT-KHAANA

IDHAR - UDHAR
NIGAH - RAKHNA
Kyu - K

Kyu-K

CITY-GOVT NE
KUTTA MAAR MOHIM

START KAR DI HAI... :p@@@@

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Yaar aaj ka din

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