Life insurance..

Life insurance..
Mother: Beta aagey matt jao, wahan paani zyada gehra hy.

Beta: ammi myn wahan jana chahta hoon jahan abbu tair rahey hyn.

Mother: nahi beta ! un ki zindagi ka to beema ho chuka hy... :-D
  

Aug, 28 2011     188 chars (2 sms)     2846 views       Funny

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Yar i need some balance...






























































in my diet...=P:-P;->


Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
I met money.

I said u r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled n said

ofcourse i''m a piece of paper

but i havn''t seen a dustbin yet in life.
Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.

Husband: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?
Pyaare Dost Film MaiN kam akru Gaye??

RLL sirf itna hai k 1 larki apko 1 ghar main lay jai gi

or apko goli mar de gi.

Film ka nam hai " KuTAY KI MAUT "
Teacher :Do U Know How Titanic Sunk ???


Student: DUBUK

DUBUK


DUBUK


DUBUK


GULUM


GULUL


PICHIK ... ;->
Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?





















simple...usse doodh se nehlado...uska "ABHISHEK" ho jayega!!!
raja pakistani ka sms
"yaar I am receiving sms daily but not getting any interest coz I am in search of a Rani while the sender name shows to be Rana, so I have decided to sell my cell phone"
''('','') ('','') ('','')
<[]> <))\, <))> /\_ / \_ / \_

jo b pasand aye bata dena Rishta karwa don ga Larkian saari Ache hain;-)''
Santa : People Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..
''1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya
ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 5 thy ab 6 hein.''
Wife : " Suniye ji ! Apki Aziz Dost ghalat larki se shaddi kar raha hai . Aap Usey Roktay kyun nahi ?"
Husband : " Main Kyun Roko? Aus Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kiya ?? "