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2 Become A COMPLETE MAN
  

May, 14 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2200 views       Funny

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Yah SMS Krnay Waloon Ko Kya Ho Gya Hy FARAZ



Her KUTaY-BILLAY Ky Shair Py Mera Name Laga Datay Hain
A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!
A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed

Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..
HEight oF filM mAker

oVer heAd wAter tAnk in ShOley ,bUt nO electricity in villAge.
Love Is An Illusion..

Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People...



People Wid Strong Hearts Belive In



Flirting...!! ;-)


Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha

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Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Doge..
Is Liye AB Cancel
Why Is A Lecturer Greater

As Compared To A Mother?

Because A Mother

Can Put Only One Child To

Sleep But A Lecturer

Can Put The

Whole Class To Sleep.:-P


I f

A t

F i r s t

Y o u

D o n '' t

S u c c e e d ,

F a i l u r e

M a y

B e

Y o u r

S t y l e ... =P
A man''s silence can break a woman''s

heart into a thousand pieces while a

woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace! ;->
Newton ne apple niche girte dekha or gravity ki khoj ki
Koi ya puchey k 25 saal sa potty karta tha
to wo kya upar jati thi Saaley hamain bevakuf banatey hain
''Udhar aap majboor baithe hain...





..Idhar hum majboor baithe hai..





.Baat ho to kaise ho.



Jab idhr udhr do kanjUs baiThe hai..''
admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.