''Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain

''Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
''Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)''
  

May, 24 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2338 views       Funny

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Ye Watan Humara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-
Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?













Jack-Ever Since My Boss Threatened To Fire Me!
Why did Vivek not react when he & Aish brokeoff ?
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Because he was VIVEK OBEY RAI
Zarori Ilan!
1st Dec, se bijli bilkul khatam ho jay gi,

1st Dec se tamam log apnay apnay UPS

wapda k kissi bhi office se recharge karwa saktay hain.
Shukria.
A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We''ll scare your father too
There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... is right. Good Day.
app ko sil ki gahraioon se


















fitay moun
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!


A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.

Mubarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho Gaya Aur Ab Pakistan Taraqi Kare Ga,
Atta,
Ghee,
Bijli,
Petrol,
Gas Free Milega.


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Tumhe Nhe Chief Justice Ko.. ;->
Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?
Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai.
A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape

Father Angrily Asks: What Is This......?

Kid Replies: Star Khattam Ho Gaye Thay To Teacher Ne Planet Dene Shroo Ker Diye.....:)