"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
to you

shocked ?

actully aaj ke Din

''James Hawk''

nay DHAKKAN banaya tha

tou mainay socha her DHAKKAN ko wish kur doon;)
  

May, 25 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2415 views       Funny

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Hey friend remember dat. . .
Without Stupidity There Can Be No Wisdom
&
Without Ugliness There Can Be No Beauty. . .
So The World Needs YOU After All. . . ;-
1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.
...
Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??

Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;-)=P
HEER:

“Aisa Khat Likh Way Sajna,
Meri Umer Beet Jaye Parhde Parhde..”


RANJHA:

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Lay Hun Parhdi Reh...!!
ICC has decided to shorten
the duration of next world cup

it will consist of

opening ceremony

photo session

and

presenting world cup to AUSTRALIA
A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW

Boy Said: Jaan . . Mene Tum Se Ek baat Chupai K . . . I''m Married . . .!!!

Girl: OH GOD Tum Ne Tou Mjhe Dara Hi Dia. . . Main Samjhi Ye Car Tumhari Nahi hai . .
EK sharabi apni eyes
donate krne gaya
After operation,

Dr asks: Kuch kehna
chahte ho?

Sharabi:Jisko b ankhen
lagao Use bata dena ye
2pag pene k bad khulti
hen ......->

No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,

it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!
A Wedding

Is Just Like

A Funeral

Except That

You Get To

Smell Your

Own Flowers ...
Don''t be too good I might miss you, don''t be too caring I might like you, don''t be too sweet I might fall its hard for me to love you when you wont love me after all.
In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me

Where Is Ur Heart Xactly?






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Hamara Dil To "hAmY" K Pass Hai Madam!