What’s the diff between

What’s the diff between
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
  

May, 26 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2574 views       Funny

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Behind every successful man,
There is a woman...
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Laash Paani Mein Tairti
Kyun Hai..??


Kyun K . . .



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To
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Police Station.
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Teacher-Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie

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Ro rAhE h0 t0 AnSu BhEjo,

sMs pArh rAhi h0 to REpLy BhEjo..

GirL: ToiLET mE ho, kyA BhEjoN? ;->
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.
.
.
Ye keh kar k
Pyar kia to darna kia..?''
U.S.A ne bridge bnaya jo 2citys ko milata ha
British ne esa bridge bnaya jo 2countrys ko milata ha PAKISTAN ne esa brige bnaya jo direct ALLAH TALA se milata ha