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Teacher : Correct the sentence,

Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow Is grazIng In the fIeld”

Student : “A cow and a bull Is grazIng In the fIeld”
Teacher : How?

Student : LadIes fIrst.

U r a nice person…

U r a nIce person…
but..U have to do 2 thIngs early In the mornIng…
1st. pray to God so that u can lIve….
2nd.take a bath so that others can lIve….

Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,

Neend mujhey raat bhar aatI haI kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bI mIl gaya haI sanam

God has given many qualities to you,

God has gIven many qualItIes to you,
Good look, personalIty, charm, IntellIgence,
And many more……thIs Is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhI pehalwan…”

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

HaqIqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baIgana,

Hamara aapka rIshta he purana,
Is lIye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmIyan aa gayI haIn,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,

Tujh bIn zIndagI ka tasawar hI nahI haI ,
Tere sang ho zIndagI aIsa bhI koI scene nahI haI,

Iss dunya meIn, tum he sab say haseen ho
meIn aur kahon jhot kItna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho

rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum

rooz khawab meIn nazar aatey ho tum
kIo mujhey neend meIn bI daratay ho tum

Only true friends stand by u

Only true frIends stand by u
durIng bad tImes.
I promIse
I wIll attend ur weddIng.

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dIl mIen junoon tha…aankhoon mIen khoon tha,

uthaya ussay masal dene k lIye par khayal aya,
kambakht mIen bhI akhIr apna hI khoon tha

Before marriage:

Before marrIage:
Roses are red, sky Is blue,
O my darlIng! I love you…

After MarrIage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

Two devIls came In 2 my dreams.
They saId,
“We want 2 dIsturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They saId,
“We cannot dIsturb our boss.”

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodIle”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe It’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell It!

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