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Boy frIend Is fun,
&
Husband Is gun,

Boy frIend Is lIght of moon,
&
Husband Is month of june,

Boy frIend Is tooty fruIty,
&
Husband Is qIsmat phootI.
A : u r ActIve
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz FIrst
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lIe tIll Z…
What’s the dIff between Dava & Daru?
Dava Is lIke gIrlfrIend,
that comes wIth expIry date and Daru Is lIke wIfe,
JItnI puranI hogI utna sIr chad ke bolegI.


Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talkIng when
people are no longer Interested?

PupIl : A teacher.


A recently fIred
stock trader saId …

“ThIs Is worse than dIvorce…
I have lost everythIng
and
I stIll have my wIfe…”
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
Is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
Is WISE.
A person who surrenders even If he’s RIGHT,
Is a HUSBAND.!
Teacher: Tomorrow there wIll be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend It.
Raju: No! I wIll not be able to attend It.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother wIll not allow me to go so far !!
I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just mIss u …..
Whenever I mIss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………


Hoslay saray azma baIthay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baIthay,

JIs kI chahat maIn umer bhar tarpay,
Us kI shadI kI bIryanI kha baIthay:)
Do u want to hear a dIrty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go…
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A whIte horse fell In the mud
GIrl: If u wIll try 2 kIss me, maIn shore macha dungI.
Boy:LekIn yahan to dur tak koI nahI haI.
GIrl: I know but formalIty to poorI karnI hI padegI..
ImagIne world wIthout gIrls
roads sunsan markets vIran
na janu na jan
na koI gIrl frIend k lIye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke dIrect jannat ul maqam