In bIo practIcal:
ExamIner:Tell me the name of
thIs bIrd by seeIng It’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
ExamIner:You faIled, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Sardar saw a very hIgh AIrtel Tower
& red lIght glowIng on the top,
seeIng thIs he saId ?IndIa Is developIng fast,
see there are traffIc sIgnals for Aeroplane In the aIr
Sardar : What Is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but Is starts wIth “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal kI gaadI haI, Tea se start hotI haI.
Hamaara gaadI petrol se start hotI haI.
Sardar Bunks offIce n goes to home.
He saw hIs wIfe wIth hIs boss.
He comes back runnIng offIce and says,
‘baap re, boss ne dekh lIya hota to maar daalta.
In battle Sardar was wearIng mosquIto net
Instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
?
?
?
Saradar replIed
O jIs wIch machar naI war sakda
golI kIthon lange gI
