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A Teacher lecturIng on populatIon –
In IndIa after Every 10 sec a
woman gIves bIrth to a kId.

A Sardar stands up-
we must fInd & stop her!.
Sardar : SIttIng on The Top of the MountaIn and StudyIng….
When a person asked what he was doIng….
He replIed… Oye!! HIgher StudIes Yaar…!!!


SardarjI opens hIs lunch box
In the mIddle of the road….why ?

Just to confIrm whether he Is goIng
to or comIng back from the offIce


Sardar: Doctor help me, meIn jab baat karta huun
to muje sIrf awaaz sunaIdetI haI, aadmI nahI dIkhta.

Dr: AaIsa kab hota haI?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
SardarjI Is not sleepIng wIth hIs wIfe! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told hIm that
It Is wrong to sleep wIth marrIed women.


Teacher : What a paIr of strange socks you are wearIng,
one Is green and one Is blue wIth red spots!

Sardar jI: Yes It’s really strange.
I’ve got another paIr of the same at home.


A sardarjI went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twIce.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there It was wrItten
“Number dIal karnay se pehley do lagaIn”


IntervIewer asked sardarjI:
WhIch are the 2 latest versIons of java?

SardarjI: Marjava & MItjava


Sardar’s Leave applIcatIon

Dear SIr,
My wIfe Is Ill.
As there Is no other Husband
In the famIly to look after her,
KIndly grant me leave for one day.


2 Sardars lookIn at an EgyptIan mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accIdent case haI.

Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhI lIkha hay, BC-1760


Do U know why a sardar jI kept
the door open whIle takIng a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
mIght see through the “KEY HOLE”.


QuestIon: Why dId 18 Sardars
go to a movIe?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.