PolIce:Instead of hospItal why dId u take ur wIfe to COMEDY MOVIE durIng pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the chIld were cryIng when they born
I want my chIld to laugh so I take my wIfe TO CINEMA
Sardar sent SMS to hIs BOSS:
“Me sIck, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sIck I kIss my wIfe try It”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wIfe very sweet”
BreakIng News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In WorkIng CondItIon
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Because
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Sardar’s WIfe Put HaIr pIn In MachIne
When It SaId”, Enter Ur PIN” ;)
Sardar joIned new job. 1st day he worked tIll late evenIng on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you dId tIll evenIng?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not In order, so I made It alrIght”
Sardar was busy removIng
a wheel from hIs auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removIng a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
ParkIng Is only for 2 wheeler
