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SardarjI was asked,
what Is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke whIch Is eIghteen years old.

A Sardar lookIng at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replIes :
Oye ! No Idea…Im new to thIs cIty..
Sardar got job In a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sIm blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tensIon remove telenor &
put warId sIm.
Thank you for callIng ufone.


Teacher: what Is the scIentIfIc formula for water?
Sardar: h.I.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how dId you derIve that?
Sardar: auntIe, It Is H to O (h2o)!


A sardar went to PIzza Hut.
There he ordered a PIzza.

The WaIter asked hIm:
SIr shell I cut It Into 4 pIeces or 8 pIeces.

Sardar replIed:
O 4 hI le aa yaar,
8 to nahIn khaye jayeIn gay


A Sardar & hIs wIfe fIled an applIcatIon for dIvorce.

Judge asked :
How wIll you dIvIde, you have 3 chIldren?

Sardar replIed :
Ok! We wIll apply next year.
A sardar jI pulled out 6 people from a burnIng house…
stIll he was In jaIl…….why?
coz all the 6 were fIre brIgade staff !
In a practIcal Exam
ExamIner showed legs of bIrd n saId:Tell the bIrd’s name
Sardar:I dont know
ExmIner: U r faIled.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.


Q:Why Is a SardarjI standIng below
a tube lIght wIth a open mouth?

A:Because hIs doctor advIsed hIm
“Today’s dInner should be lIght”


WIfe RunnIng After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby FollowIng Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
patnI maIke ja kar patI ko roz phon q kartI haI.
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takI patI ko yad rahe kI musIbat abhI talI nahI haI


LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS