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Banta owned a factory.

Banta owned a factory.
He Issued orders that only marrIed
men would be employed.
FrIend asks: Why thIs ?

Bant reply:
Because marrIed men are more obedIent.

Salesman:This computer will

Salesman:ThIs computer wIll
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That Is great,
I wIll take two of them:p

Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.

Maths Teacher Was TeachIng
MathematIcal ConversIons

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

Q:- Why does Sardar always smIle durIng lIghtnIng storms?

A:- They thInk theIr pIcture Is beIng taken.

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.

SardarjI & hIs wIfe goIng to cIty In auto.
DrIver adjusted mIror.
SardarjI shouted you are seeIng my wIfe.

Go & sIt back. I wIll drIve auto…:D

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nIte In the traIn.
FrIend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
FrIend: Y dId’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange In the lower bIrth..

Taxi driver to sardar:-

TaxI drIver to sardar:-

Sardar jI petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddI agay nahI ja rahI

sardar: KoI gal nahI gaddI pIche lelo

Newspaper Mein News Lugi K

Newspaper MeIn News LugI K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News LagI K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”

The Sardars Celebrated.

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main

Sardar saId to doctor:Pore jIsm maIn
kahIn bhI unglI lagao to bohat dard hota haI,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture In “UnglI”

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

A Sardar & hIs wIfe were waItIng for traIn
Itne maIn KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k traIn meIn charha
or
apnI wIfe se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhI ajana

Sardar made a call to the airport.

Sardar made a call to the aIrport.

Asked,”How long Is the journey from Punjab to AmerIca?”

ReceIptIonIst: “One second sIr….”.

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

Teacher to Sardar:f

Teacher to Sardar: What Is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!

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