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Girl’s father: “main nahin

GIrl’s father: “maIn nahIn
chahta k merI betI apnI porI
zIndagI ek ghaday k sath guzaray”

BoyfrIend:”Bus, IsI lIye maIn
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”

KBC main shahrukh ne

KBC maIn shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon haI?
maIn ne 1 crore thukra dIye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko ittaLa di jati hai

Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko IttaLa dI jatI haI
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Ap to aIse parh Rahe hen jese ye ItaLa ap k LIye ho... .:-

Kanjoson sitam sehnay ki B had hoti Hay,

Kanjoson sItam sehnay kI B had hotI Hay,

KIsI ko satanay kI B had hotI Hay,

Sms bhejnay kI koshIsh karo yaar,

Muft k sms parhnay kI B had otI a

Aaae, Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka

Aaae,

Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy

Bole To

Ek dum khalas

Agr CompromIse Kerne Ka Hy To

4-5 Jhakaas Se Sms Bhej Daal

warna khalas.

Meri taraf se tmko

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MerI taraf se tmko Ye kenchI gIft.yeh lo aur Logo kI JaIb kato or sms k Lye PaIse jama karo

American : "our dogs find bombs"

AmerIcan : "our dogs fInd bombs"
Japanese : "our fIsh play footballs"
PakIstanIs : "ye to kuch bhI nahI hamaray to gadhay bhI sms parh laItay haIn"...

"SHAETAN"ne pocha

"SHAETAN"ne pocha kIsI NAIK Insan ka number do apun us ko tung krega! maIne AAP ka number dIya to"SHETAN"bola,abay marwaye ga kIa,yeh to BOSS ka number hay.

Tip Of The Day:

TIp Of The Day:
Always Keep Ur PIc In Ur Pocket,
U Kno Y?
WhenEver U Face Any Problem
Just C Ur PIc
& Say 3 TImes;

"If I Can FaceThIs,
I Can Face AnyThIng!

Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten

DunIya KI 2 Bht ßarrI Haqeqaten

1.dunIya k 95% log apnI zuban upar wale danto se nhI lga sktey

2.ye msg parhty hI 99% IdIots ye koshIsh krtey he.

Qasam Ki Qasam Tum Bohat Khubsurt Ho

Qasam KI Qasam Tum Bohat Khubsurt Ho

DunIa KI Nazr Se Khud Ko Bacha Lo

Kajal Ka TIka To Tumhary LIye Kam HaI Jana

Ek Kala TAWA ApnY Gale Me Latka Lo.

Arz kiya hai :

Arz kIya haI :- jale ko Aag kehte haIn Bujhe ko khaak kehte haIn

wah wah

Aap meIn jIs cheez kI kamI haI us hI ko to"DIMAGH"kehte haIn.

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