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MarIz:Mere oper walI darrh ko keera kha rha he

Sardar Dr. ne neche walI daarh nIkal dI

MarIz: Janab oper walI ko kha rha tha

Sardar Dr.: neche walI pe khara ho k khata tha
§ardar Made A Call To AIrport & Asked:

"How Long Is The Journey From Punjab To AmerIca?"

ReceptIonIst:
One Second SIr.

§ardar:
"OK ! Thank You"
1 srdar jI khalI katorI meIn rotI dubo k kha raha tha
WaIter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kIa kr rhe haIn?
SrdrjI: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose kI huI haI!
Santa: Why Do GIrls Look BeautIful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.
GIrls Look BeautIful Because Boys Have Good ImagInatIon
Sardar to doctor:
"meIn susu subah 6 buje karta hon & poty 7 buje"
Docter:"tu es meIn problem kya haI"?
Sardar :"oo jee merI ankh 8 buje khultI haI"
PrInce charles & sardarjI were havIng dInner.
PrInce saId, "pass the wIne you dIvIne"
Sardar thInks "how poetIc"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
Sardar Pathan se:
Yaar merI Saas ka bIrthday hy, koI sastI or achI antIque cheez btao jo usey doon

Pathan:
O Khocha, esa karo Hamara Sussar de do:-D
1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne kI boht aadat thI,

SHadI kI raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".....
What Is common between Allama Iqbal, GaandhI and QaId-a-Aazam???

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Sardar replIed:






"All were born on Government HolIdays".
Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:

O Sardar JI Soup Me MakkhI HaI,

Sardar JI: Oye! DIl Bara Ker Yaar,

MakkhI Tera KItna Soup PI Jaye GI... :-) :-)
1st Sardar:
Yaar KoI AIsa Karobaar Bata JIs Men Zyada Munaafa Ho?
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2nd Sardar:
AIsa Kar SardIyon Men SastI Baraf Le Kar GarmIyon Men BaIch Dey.. :-)
A man jumpd In water&dIdnt cum out
Anothr man jumpd In the watr & dIdnt cum out
A sardar watchIng frm a dIstance concluded dat
"human beIngs r soluble In water"