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Human braIn Is the most
outstandIng object In world.
It functIons 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functIons rIght from the tIme we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examInatIon hall.
To be a “Good professIonal”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because It teaches how to manage “TIme”
and tackle “EmergencIes”!!
My nIghts are goIng sleepless,
my days are goIng useless.
So I asked GOD,
Is thIs love?”
GOD replIed,
“no dear, result Is near”
My nIghts are goIng sleepless,
my days are goIng useless.
So I asked GOD,
Is thIs love?”
GOD replIed,
“no dear, result Is near”


Yahoooooo……!!!!

Exams kI sarI tayyarI ho gayI

(’;'')

Pen
PencIl
Scale
Eraser
UnIform
ID Card

Sub tayyar hay,

Ab bus….

Parhna baqI hay :p
Hum jeete EK bar haI,
Marte EK bar haI,
Pyar EK bar hota haI,
Aur shaadI bhI EK hI bar hotI haI..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???


koI chez be-wafaI se barh ker kIa hogI,
Ghum-e-tanhaI judaI se barh ker kIa hogI,

KIsI ko denI ho jawanI maIn saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kIa hogI:-)
Exams ke 4 dIn pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua HaI Kuch Ho Gaya HaI,
Exams ke dIn paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag HaI Sab Kuch Naya HaI?
Exams ka saya haI,
exam ke dIno meIn sukh kIsne paya haI?
dunIya wale kehte haIn ache number lo,
par Inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya haI!


A student grabbed a coIn,

FlIpped It In the aIr & saId,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

TaIl, I watch a movIe.

If It stands on the edge I’ll study:p


It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to wrIte one exam.

joIn us In promotIng the noble
cause of savIng trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.


EXam’s song by Munna bhaI:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
GhadI ke kaante bhaage.
Ek parIksha khatam,to dujI
shuru ho gayI MAAMU.