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1 Pathan apna rishta

1 Pathan apna rIshta dekhnay gaya ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan gIrl se: BajI ap log kItnay bahan bhaI hen
LarkI gusy se pahly 10 thy ab 11 hen.

Teacher:

Teacher:
Bare hokr kIya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzI parh, wo nahI ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
KIya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"

Teri Mohabat Teri WAFA Hi Kafi Ha

TerI Mohabat TerI WAFA HI KafI Ha

Tamam Umar Ye AASRA HI KafI Ha

DAWAT Karo MerI Magr Takleef Na Karna

Mere LIye Bas
BIRYANI
QORMA
TIKA
or
PEPSI HI KafI Ha=)

Research K Mutabiq Larkiyan Larkon Say Ziada

Research K MutabIq
LarkIyan Larkon Say ZIada
MehentI HotI HaIn...

Kyun k

100 MeIn Say 5 LarkIyan QudratI Khubsurat HotI HaIn
aur BaqI
ApnI Mehnat Say....:

(Bechara Mard)

(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthaI to zalIm, agar aurat se pIt jaye to buzdIl, aurat ke agay chalay to FIroun peeche chale to zan mured, aurat ko kIsI ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous, agar kuch na kahe to beghaIrat, agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara, ghar meIn rahe to nakara, bachon ko dantay to jabIr, na dantay to laperwah, aurat ko kam se rokay to daqIanos, na rokay to aurat kI kamaI khanay wala.
Haaye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan.

Q: Wo Konsa Kutta

Q: Wo Konsa Kutta HaI Jo Logon Ka Kho0n Chosta HaI Or paIsy kI chamak Ka boht Deewana HaI?
uska Name ''Z'' Se Start Hota HaI

ZentaIer,
SOuth AfrIca Me Paya jata HaI.

But I LIke The Way You ThInk...

RUKHSTI k time

RUKHSTI k tIme
Dulhay k mobIle pa bell hoI

Or usy uskI BV ne boht mara

RIngtone lgI thI

"DIl Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chaly

Hum AJ ApnI Mot Ka Saman ly chaly"

Masoom Dhamki:

Masoom DhamkI:

1 chor chorI kar k ghar se ja raha tha k bache kI aankhh khhul geyI

bacha bola:
Mera School Bag BhI Le ja KamIne
Warna
Shor macha doonga

Log kehty hn,

Log kehty hn,

pyar Itna b mat kro
k
gIrl frnd sar p sawar Ho Jaye,

hum kehty hn k pyar Itna karo
k
gIrlfrnd kI frIend b tumhary sath faraar hony ko tyar HoJaye

acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" k

acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" kyun banaya haI? ? ? ?

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Pathan : SHALWAAR baandhnay k lIye!

Filmstar Meera ne Geo

FIlmstar Meera ne Geo k IntervIew me kaha haI k
"Ager MaIn Jhoot Bolon tu Mera Baap Mar Jaye"

Lahore maIn us DIn 26 Log Heart-Attack se Mar gye :-

Girl:

GIrl:
Na cher larkIyon ko paap hoga.Kal tu bhI kIsI haseena ka baap hoga.
Boy:
Dua Karta hn k terI ye baat sachI ho.Jo mjhe Baap kahe wo terI HI BacchI ho

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