Sardar proposed hIs BoSs daughter.
BoSs: JItnI terI pay haI us me to merI betI k lye toIlet paper b nahI ayega.
Sardar: Jay InnI pottI krdI ay te fIr reyn do.
1 memon ne arbI ko khoon dey k uskI jaan bachaI.
ArbI ne usay MERCEDES gIft kardI.
ArbI ko phIr khoon kI zarorut parI,
Memon ne phIr khoon dIa.
Ab k bar ArbI ne tIll waly laddu gIft kIye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kIon nahI dI?
ArbI:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhI memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)