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Wah Very Smart
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Aur Wese BhI Zong
k Customer Pehle
DIn Sy HI
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Kr Rahe Hy
Tou Zong ka
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Raho Aur Sab Ker Do ;->
1 Pagal khane me bht sare Pagal nach rahy thy,
In ma sy 1pagal khamosh betha tha

Dr ny pucha

tum q khamosh bethy ho?
Pagal ny kaha

bewaquf me ''Dulhan'' hon:
DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.

HEADLINES:
PresIdent General kayanI decIdes to shed unIform.

PAK looses crIcket serIes agaInst Hong Kong.

ShaIkh Rasheed n hIs wIfe Reema decIded to joIn MMA.

PresIdent General KayanI to vIsIt neIgbour country BalochItan.

Meera''s 25th bIrthday.

9th death anIversary of sharefBrothers.

EX US PresIdent OBAMA & OSAMA had one father named BUSH LADEN.

ShoaIb completes 12 years ban.

Imran khan stIll not satIsfIed.
2 pathan masjId maI namaz parhne aye.
fIrst pathan: chalo shukar haI namaz nahI nIklI




agar wazu ke chakar maI parte to namaz nIkal jatI;-)!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is MeIn se 1 MIsIng HaI?


2 dafa kyun parh rahay ho
Sharam ka maqam haI
ABCD MeIn ''1''
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My
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SIr jee! barood thora kum dala karen Last tIme hamara AadmI jannat se bhI aagay nIkal gaya tha. . . . . .!!!
MumbaI attacks kay baad PakIstan ne bhI IndIa ko apnI "MOST WANTED" LIST bhej dI hay......

SINDH demands "KATRINA KAIF"

PUNJAB demand "PRIYANKA CHOPRA"

BALOCHISTAN demands "KAREENA KAPOOR"

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHAHID
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