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Ya Allah
Ya Rehman
Ya Raheem

Daro mat KIsI ko 4wd naI kerna Khud hI parrh lo...

Sawab mIle ga PaaapI Insaan.. :-)
Benzeer apne kataab ma lIkhtI haI
A for apple.
B for banana.


BIlawal k abu zara jaldI "oper" ana:-)
Barbaad Honay Ke Aur BhI Raastay Thay
GHALIB...!!!

Najane tumaIn ''PPP'' Ko Vote DaIne Ka Khayal Kyun Aaya.......????
Aj TItanIc kI 98th anIvrsry hay.


So plz sab pyar karne walon se request hay k,

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"DOOB
kar mar jaaye:-D
Ap k"Chehry"pe Noor kI"SmIle"haI
Ap k pas
"Mehnga"MobIle haI
Ap k "Inbox"meIn sMs kI "LambI FIle"haI
Phr b "sMs"nhI krte ye to "MEMaNo''" wala"Style"haI.
Haal-E-DIl Sub Ko Mat Batana

Agar KoI Poche To Bas Muskurana

Agar Muskurane Ka KoI Sabab Poche To

LuqmanI Manjan Ka Kamal He Ye Batana.
Chahty haIn wo hum sy waIsI chahat ka wada!!!!
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JaIsy!!!!!!
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Lemon max, ghuly km or chaly zIada :-)
*JOKE*
Why do women lIve longer than men?
ShoppIng never causes heart attacks....but payIng theIr bIlls does!
DIl se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte haIn.

Aap Ka Sapno MaIn Hum DIdar karte HaIn.

Jab say Dekha HaI Aap Ko Qareeb Say.

Ab To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte HaIn.
DostI k Geet GaeInge
"HUM TUM"

ApnI DunIya Alag BasaeInge
"HUM TUM"

Jo DIye Bujh JaeInge "HAWA" Se.


Unko BaIch Kar "PHILIPS" K
"BULB" JalaeInge
"Hum tum
Professor:
Tum 20 Saal KI LarkI
Su ShaadI Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal BarI
Sy ... ?

Student:
SIr ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap KI BetI Ya Aap KI BIwI ;->
Laado de lashkare jag mag kapre sare!

O laaD0 sabun...
O laaDo sabun...

Ye ComercIal BREAK Tha


Now
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