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Beta: Papa Apki Love Marrige Hui Thi Na?

Beta: Papa ApkI Love MarrIge HuI ThI Na?

Bap khush ho kr:
G Beta ApKo KaIsy Pta?

Beta:Wo AapKI ShadI Or MerI Date Of BIrth Men SIrf 6 Months Ka Farq HaI na..!

"ABEY OYEEEEE"

"ABEY
OYEEEEE"

Msg Bhej
werna
TerI......?

M

MA

MARZI.

1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya

1 aadmI bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chIllaya
"khabrdar koI apnI jaga se nahI hIle ga.....
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Manjan wala khud aap k paas aaye ga"

Apni saanson ko rok lijiye,

ApnI saanson ko rok lIjIye,

DIl kI dharkanon ko thaam lIjIye,

DIl kI gaheraaI se mera naam lIjIye,

Bus ab normal ho jaIye aur apna kaam kIjIye..
:-).

Dabbey mai Dabba

Dabbey maI Dabba
Dabbey maI cake
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memon Na ban!!!
SMS bhej :-

Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki

TerI Maa kI
TerI Behen kI
Tere BaaP kI
Tere BhaI kI
Tere pure khandan kI....

JAAN hy tu pagal !!
Apna khayal rakha kar ;-)

Joke in 1 word

Joke In
1 word

"sardar"

Joke In
2 words

"IntellIgent
sardar"

Joke In
3 words

"sardar PlayIng
Chess"

Joke In
4 words

"sardar WIns
The Game"

Bush ko agr joota

Bush ko agr joota nahI laga to kya defect haI?

Wah wah

Bush ko agr joota nahIn laga to kya defect haI?

AakhIr jootay kI b koI self respect haI!

TaalIyan!:

USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs

USA Inventd a machIne 2 catch thIevs

In US
30mIn It caught 20thIevs

In UK
30mIns 30thIevs

In IndIa
30mIn 90thIevs

PakIstan
In 5mIns da machIne was stolen:-)

Now Bush says: Ek ajab sa manzar n

Now Bush says:
Ek ajab sa manzar nazar ata ha,

AIk shaks bhI hajoom nazar ata hay,

Kahan ja kar karoon Pres conference,

Har ek k hath ma JOOTA nazar ata hay:

Ostad,, bato 5880

Ostad,, bato 5880 aur 3223 ko jama karen aur Is me se 800 tafreeq

kar ke 80 per taqseem karen to kIa ho ga?
ShagIrd!
Janab Sar may dard hI hoga!

Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha

Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
AdmI:Q maar rahe ho?
Susar:IskI B.V ne HospItal se sms kIa "Tm Bap ban gay ho"
Is ne apne sarey dosto ko fwrd krdya.:-

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