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MERI SIM
KI BIRTHDAY
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AAP
CHAHAIN
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SAMAJ KAR
ISME
100 Rs.
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BALANCE
DALWA
SAKTE
HO
ALLAH
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CHAHA
TO
AGLY
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MOBILE KI B BIrth''DAY MNAAIN GY
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shoppIng early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crIme,
anyway how early were u shoppIng?
Sardar: before openIng the shop….
1sr yr: yahoo I’m In MedIcal college
2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me
3rd yd: severe MIgraIne, sometImes Pagalpan bhI 4th yr: aah soon It’ll b over
5th yr: fInaly It’ll b over
House job: I dId It
Job : I love myself
W8 a mIn !
SomethIng Is mIssIng
..
.
Ohhh !!! MerI “jawanI”:(
1. PPP won the electIon.
2. Faraz death
3. Harbhajan slapped SrIsanth.
4. Ronaldo kIssed BIpasha Basu.
5. Tony BlaIr caught wIthout tIcket.
6. MarrIot blast.
7. ChIna launched space shuttle.
8. MumbaI blast.
1. PPP won the electIon.
2. Faraz death
3. Harbhajan slapped SrIsanth.
4. Ronaldo kIssed BIpasha Basu.
5. Tony BlaIr caught wIthout tIcket.
6. MarrIot blast.
7. ChIna launched space shuttle.
8. MumbaI blast.
