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1 charsI dosre se
Abe tere ko pata haI
BHARAT
or
HINDUSTAN
men JUNG chIr gaI

Dosra charsI
abe shukar haI apna

INDIA
beech men nahI aya....;-)
Yesterday In my room all my books were sIngIng a song.

Guess whIch song?

guess!

O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me...
TwInkle TwInkle LIttle Star

AIshwrya Is A FIlm Star

SanIya MIrza Is A TenIs Star

WasIm Is A CrIket Star

And

"KhalId Is A SMS STAR.!!
Akbar: Kal MaIne Sapna Dekha
K Tum Gobar Me GIr Gaye Aur MaI

Shehad (Honey) Me!

BIrbal: JI Maharaj! FIr MaI Apko

Chatne Laga Aur Aap Mujhe.
Career Is lIke a lIght
and GIrls are lIke shadows!

If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
mIss the lIght.

And If you''ll follow the lIght shadows wIll follow you!
Ek aadmI raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola..

''mere Mola sab so rahe haIn or maI terI Ibadat kar raha hoon,

to saath walI charpaI se Aawaz aaI

''BahI tu apnI dua maang humarI kyun shIkayat kar raha haI... ;->
MeanIng of PAKISTAN

P. Pyaar
A. Aman
K. KhushhaalI
I. Insaaf
S. ShaantI
T. TarakkI
A. Aazaad adlIya
N. Not avaIlable here.
Thora Garam Thanda Zyada PIya Karo

SmS Zara Naya KIya Karo

Agar Samjh Na Aaye To Hum Se Puch LIya Kro

Hum SmS K KIñG HaIn

Hm Se Roz New SmS Le LIya karo.
You r a DOG


KyuN Bura Laga Na?



Par Bura Mat Mano



DOG means..

D=Demand

O=Of

G=GIrls
ASIF ALI ZARDARI K BAAD KON SADAR BANEY GA...

SOCHO

SOCHO

AUR SOCHO

NAHIN MALOOM?

CHALO ME BATATA HUN



REHMAN DAKAIT.. :-)
ShIekh ka beta gIrl frIend k saath ghoom phIr k ghar aya to baap ne pocha kItne paIse kharch kIye.
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GhajInI me AamIr khan ne apko kIa msg delIver krne kI koshIsh kI haI?


NahI pata..?


Aray bhaI yehI,

K Ab ganjay bhI maang nIkaal sakte hen....;-)