5 ThIngs U Hate when Ur Parents Ask:
1-Y R U Late?
2-Y U Need So Much Money?
3-Y Does She/He Call U?
4-Y Such Low Marks?&
5-Y Can''t U be as good as MUZAMMIL;-)
Pathan proposed a gIrl wId romantIc poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razaI me
MaI pagl hon terI judaI me
PanI meI machar ter naI sakta..
Pathan tere bIn reh nahI sakta
BOY: ApnI betI kI shadI mujse kar daIn meI apko us k wazan k brabar sona dunga
MEMON: Muje waqt do
BOY: sochne ko?
MEMON: NahI betI ka wazn barhanay k lyae
