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Molviyon k group mai

MolvIyon k group maI 1 Ne kaha, jab b raste maI
larkI Nazar Aaey to
ASTAGHFIRULLAH parhna!

KafI der bad 1 Ne kaha
ASTAGHFIRULLAH!
BaqI Bole,
"KIDHER?"
"KIDHER"

Check Out 3D Msg First Time On Ur Mobile...

Check Out 3D Msg FIrst TIme On Ur MobIle...
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D D D

NIce HaI Na?
Agär Käho To Kal 4 D bhejun?

Aap ko meri taraf se

Aap ko merI taraf se
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Or mere tamam frIends kI taraf se,
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Or mere offIce walo kI taraf se,
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Or 17 karor pakIstanIo kI taraf se.
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PONKA

Happy mirasi day :)

Happy mIrasI day
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Ye msg usko bhejo jo apkI nazr meIn dunya ka sb se bara mIrasI ho.

Mene to bhej dIa ha.ab mujhy send kr k mIrasIo walI harkat mat karna :)

Memon: Aur sunao

Memon: Aur sunao, thanda pIyo gay ya garam?
Mehman: Thanda aur garam dono!
Memon: Aye ShazIa, ek glass frIdge se aur ek glass geser se panI la do

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

Some BeautIful LInes Just 4 U.

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NIce na...??

High Level Insult....

HIgh Level Insult....

LIttle Johnny Was SIttIng On A Bench EatIng Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont LIve Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa DIed When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
DId He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always MInded HIs Own BusIness

Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America

ShaItan: Sam TmharI Duty Aj Se AmerIca
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm IndIa
Sam: Pakstan Ksko BhIjwya Ha?
Shetan:KsI KI Zrorat NaI I''m SatIsfd VId ZardrI''s
Prformence

1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.

1 BIllI 1 SheIkh K Ghar Se RotI HoI NIklI.
KIsI Ne BIllI Se Ronay KI Wajah PoochI,
BIllI Ne Jawab DIya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..

Package Wale So

Package Wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat ApnI
GIrl-FrIend k Saath

Aur Bhatakte Rahe
SachI Mohabbat Kerne
Wale SaarI Raat

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...

The Most UnfulfIlled DesIre Of All ScIence Students Is...

A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON ..

Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance. Use Bellow Trick .

Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow TrIck
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