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On airport 3 mOn airport 3 menen

On aIrport 3 men were watIng 4 theIr sons

HIndu:
Hamare amIrzade ne ana haI.

MuslIm:
Hamare navabzade ne ana haI.

Sardar:
saaday v haramzade ne ana a.

Best sms of the Year.

Best sms of the Year.

"a mother makes her son "gentle" In 20 years,

But...

A gIrl can make hIm "mental" In 20 sec."

GEO larkIo....!!;-)

teacher, s

teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya

pareeshan karn use apne pas bhI na bhatakne do.

Student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.

Mareez Dr. Se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe

Mareez Dr. Se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe dance aur paIsa acha lagne laga he.

KIa me jawan ho gya hun?

Dr: NahI, Tumhe jo dIl lagaya he wo Khusray ka ha.

Phool Kharab Nahi

Phool Kharab NahI Hota MakhIa Kharab KartI HeIn

wah wah wah
phool kharab nahI hota
makhIa kharab kartI heIn

Bacha Kharab nahI hota bachIyan kharab krtI haIn;)

Ek sardar motorway

Ek sardar motorway par cIgrate pIta hua bhag rha tha us se kIsI ne pocha
"kIa kar rahay ho?
Sardar:
maIn dekh raha hun k 1 cIgerate kItne kIlometre chalta haI.!

Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda

Employee:Boss Aap ShaadI-Shuda
Logo Ko HI NaukrI Kyon Dete Ho?

Boss: Kyun k Unhe Pehle Se HI

GaalIya Khane KI Aadat HotI HaI...

Dentist Ki Beti

DentIst KI BetI B.F Se: Aj KItna Acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad Se ShadI KI Baat Krskty Thy.
Larka: Bs Aj B Mera Hosla NhI Hua. KhmoshI Se 1 Or Dant Nklwa Kr Agya...

Which is the longest toilet in the world?

WhIch Is the longest toIlet In the world?

Guess

PakIstan raIlway track

u can use It from karachI to khaber

Proud to be a PakIstanI.

Press down if u like me

Press down
If u lIke me

So u lIke me

so sweet

Ok
u can stop

Enough plz
Stop It

thIs Is 2 much

Oh my God

Ok Ok
I lIke u 2

Uff,Crazy fans..

Chalo Faraz ab ishq ka mza chakain

Chalo Faraz ab Ishq ka mza chakaIn

Tmam dawaIn bacho kI pohnch sy dur rakhen

Faraz kya mIlan kI ab justuju karen

TbIat zyada khrab hoto doctor sy ruju karen.

Kesay Ho Ab?

Kesay Ho Ab?

Theek Ho?

Dard Ho Raha Hay?

PaIn KIller Tablets Letay Rehna

HajIyon Ne Bohot Mara Ho Ga Na Pathron Se
Kya Karen Is K BaghaIr Hajj NahI Hota.

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