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Teacher: Aesi

Teacher: AesI jga ka nam btao jIse bnaya to admI ne hy lakIn phIr b wo wahan nhI ja skta?

Student kafI daIr sochne k bad bola:

LadIes toIlet

Breaking News:

BreakIng News:

NIpa chowrangI per TaxI or 2 Bus ko na maloom afraad ne roka or us meI sawar hokar apne apne ghar chale gaye.

800 kamro ka mehal ho motiyo se sja ho drbar

800 kamro ka mehal ho
motIyo se sja ho drbar

Income ho arbon me

Or 200 mercedes car

Sb mIl skta he sapno me

Islye jagna ha bekar

Soja merey yaar

Mumbai may ghareb

MumbaI may ghareb awam mer rahI hay.terrorIst ksI k qabo me naI aarhay.IndIan Govt se guzarIsh hay k..
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''Sunny Deol'' ko bhejo na..:-D

Sardar thrmos le k picnic pr gaya.

Sardar thrmos le k pIcnIc pr gaya.

Sardar: Is m thandI chez thandI or garm chee garam rehtI hy.
Dost:Tum Is m kya laye ho.
Sardar:4 qulfI 2 cup chae;-)

Wo love love likhti rahi

Wo love love lIkhtI rahI

Me leave leave parhta rha

Wo kIss kIss lIkhtI rahI

Me kash kash parhta rha

Wo shadI kar k chalI gaI

Me language course he krta rh@

Washing Powdr Nirma Wshing Pwdr Nirma Dudh Si Safedi Nirma Se i

WashIng Powdr NIrma
WshIng Pwdr NIrma
Dudh SI SafedI
NIrma Se I

Rangen Kpray B KhIl-KhIl Jae
SbkI Pasand NIrma

Ye ComercIal BREAK Tha,
nOw
U ContInue Ur Work.

A sardar went 2

A sardar went 2 InternatIonal cookIn contest. Wen judges came 2 hIm,
he was movIn spoon In empty karhaI.
Judge Asked: kya bana rahe ho...?
Sardar: Pagal..

Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?

Sardar: I love u ka kya matlb ha?

GIrl. MaIn tm se pyar krtI hn.

Sardar:Aj kal kI lrkyan barI bsharam hn 1 baat ka mtlab poocha free he ho gayI..!

Urdu Pashto Chinese Hindi

Urdu
Pashto
ChInese
HIndI
kI bemIsal kamIyabI k bad ab..
Faraz In englIsh.

ThIs Is thIs and What Is what Faraz..

If thIs Is what then what Is thIs Faraz?

Mareez Dr. S

Mareez Dr. Say: Dr sahab mujhe door ka nazar naheen aata.

Docter: Wo asmaan per kIa haI?

Mareez: Chand.

Dr: Aby Is se door kIa farIshte dekhe ga.

1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

1 sardar kI Maa kI tabIyat kharab thI.

jab hospItal le gaye to doctor ne bola k
TEST hongy,
Sardar bola
In kI umar zIyada ha,
TEST nahI,
1 DAY ya 20/20 Karwa lo

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