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Kion har bar mosam

KIon har bar mosam kI tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dIl dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamarI roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjIdon se chapal or lote churate ho

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and

A beautIful gIrl goes to Professor cabIn
and
say
that I wIll do anythIng to pass In the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and

A beautIful gIrl goes to Professor cabIn
and
say
that I wIll do anythIng to pass In the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

A lawyer saw an

A lawyer saw an auto accIdent on street.
He rushed over and started handIng out
busIness cards sayIng:
I saw the whole thIng..
I wIll take eIther sIde.

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:

A sardarjI’s boy asked hIs dad:
What Is a grownup joke?
Sardar jI replIed:
any joke whIch Is eIghteen years old

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do

AdmI:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske lIye tumhara 50% dImagh nIkalna parega
AdmI: OK
Doctor ne ghaltI se 90% nIkal dIa.
AdmI hosh meIn aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kIa kar dIa.

The devils challenged

The devIls challenged
the angels to a game of crIcket.

We have got all the crIcketers, saId the Angels.
DevIls:No problem,
we have got all the umpIres.

2 men went 2 a callgirl.

2 men went 2 a callgIrl.
1st went In and came out n saId
“Na my wIfe Is better.”
2nd went In and came out n saId
“U R rIght ur wIfe Is much better.”

1 pathan aero plane me pilot

1 pathan aero plane me pIlot
say headphone cheen leta haI.

PIlot says! yeh kIa ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
TIcket ka paIsa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p

Teacher: Johny, if your father earned

Teacher: Johny,
If your father earned $100,000
and gave half of It to your mother,
what would she have?

LIttle johny: A heart a attack!

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls theIr husband In fIrst 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k maIn aaon?

Sardar to doctor:

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football In my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take thIs medIcIne b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj fInal haI.

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