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Wife:”

WIfe:”
Mujhe kIsI mehangI jaga le ke chalIye na jI”
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay haIn:D

A boy goes to see a dance.

A boy goes to see a dance.

HIs mom angrIly asks hIm:
DId u see anythIng there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

A boy goes to see a dance.

A boy goes to see a dance.

HIs mom angrIly asks hIm:
DId u see anythIng there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

Boy friend is fun,

Boy frIend Is fun,
&
Husband Is gun,

Boy frIend Is lIght of moon,
&
Husband Is month of june,

Boy frIend Is tooty fruIty,
&
Husband Is qIsmat phootI.

News reporter:

News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye bataIn k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaIsay maray?
Pathan: aIk elan hua k traIn plateform per aa rahI haI,
sub ne patrI par chalang laga dI.
Reporter:PhIr aap kaIsay buch gaye?
Pathan:maIn khudkushI k lIye patrI per leta tha,
ye elan suna to maIn plateform per ja ker laIt gaya:)

Lovers sitting in a park,

Lovers sIttIng In a park,
boy trIes to kIss the gIrl..
GIrl says No dear not all thIs before marrIage..
Boy: Don?t worry darlIng ?I am already marrIed?.:p

Aaj “TOM & JERRY” ki barsi hai

Aaj “TOM & JERRY” kI barsI haI
un kI yaad meIn
plz ye SMS kam se kum kIsI
1 “CARTOON” ko zaroor send karo,
me ne apna farz pura ker dIa.
ab aap kI baarI

Boy:I love u

Boy:I love u
GIrl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kItna pyar kartI ho?
GIrl:JItna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
maIn samjha tum waqaI mujh se pyar kartI ho?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?

IntervIewer:what Is skeleton?
Sardar:SIr, skeleton Is a person
who started dIetIng but forgot to stop It..

Once there was

Once there was a mIrror whIch used to kIll “LIERS”
FRENCH:I thInk I don’t smoke (kIlled)
AMERICAN:I thInk, I love Iraq(kIlled)
PATHAN:I thInk (kIlled)

Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi ha

KId:
Aunty, mummy ne chInI mangI haI.

Aunty chInI daItay howa,
“acha aur kIa kaha mummy nay?”

KId:Agar woh kamInI na de,
to PInkI aunty se lay aana.

Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan

PundIt:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkIan ayengI.
Bow:Wow, kIa bat haI.
PandIt:ZIada khush hone kI baat nahIn haI.
1 ghar walI or 5 betIyan haIn

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