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Ek sheIkh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kItnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
SheIkh:chlaIn doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan haI?
SheIkh: mareez koI nahI haI,
TaxI wala 500 mang raha tha
What wIll HImesh say to magnIfy a pIcture..?
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Zara Zoom Zoom… ;->
AttItude of gIrls:

When a boy sends dIrty sms
she laughs for 10 mInutes,
forward dat to her frIends n
then replIes the boy.
I dont lIke that kInd of sms ok?” :p ;->


pathan: me ne khat lIkha tha k merI shadI per ana.
tum q nahI aye.

2nd pathan: mujhe khat mIla he nahI
1st pathan: me ne lIkha tha

k khat mIly ya na mIly tum zaror ana.:-)
Why DId Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) SaId
“ApnI Saans Ko Bahar NIkalo..!!”


Baap: beta shadI k dIn susral walay
gharI deIn tu suIt mang lena.
Scooter deIn tu car mang lena,
dokan dIen tu ghar

beta: dady larkI deIn tu oskI maa mang lon?


Teacher:
What should be In a
book to make It a bestseller?

Tommy:
A gIrl on the cover
and
no cover on the gIrl.
He saId… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She saId… No stupId, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!


BusInessman explaInIng the reason for havIng 2 wIves

“Monopoly Is always damagIng

&

CompetItIon Improves servIce”.


DefIne a True MusIc Lover?

A GIrl sIngIng In a Bathroom
WhIle TakIng Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
Is UsIng HIs Ears Not HIs Eyes.
You are a DOG…
D = DarlIng
O = Of
G = GIrls
Now u r smIlIng na?
Am I rIght??
Tu sach meIn kutta haI
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now gIve relevant example.
Student: SIr, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter