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Angraiz pathan say .whats ur name?
AngraIz pathan say .whats ur name?
pathan says "OMER DARAZ KHAN".
AngraIz says whats mean of ur name?
Pathan soch k "Long lIfe khan".
Subha SMS Shaam SMS
Subha
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Shaam
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DIn me
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Raat me
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Ghar me
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OffIce me
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Jeena
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Marna
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AkhIr kya he ye SMS??




S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)
Gabbar: Aare o sambha!
Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala Insaan haI kI bandar?

Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh Insaan nahI toh bandar.
Faakey pe faka ho raha hai
Faakey pe faka ho raha haI,
Naakay pe naka ho raha haI,
Hukumat ker rahI haI Mansooba BandI,
PhIr bhI Kakay pe Kaka ho raha haI.
Arz kya hai,
Arz kya haI,
Na zoroorat rakho sItaron kI,
Na zaroorat rakho faltu yaron kI,
Bus Ik dost mango mere jesa,
Jo watt laga de saron kI. :d
Musibat ka Syrup ho tum,
MusIbat ka Syrup ho tum,
TensIon ka Capsule ho tum,
Aafat k InjectIon ho tum,
Per kya keren Jhelna parta haI, kyon k DOSTI ka Oxygen ho tum.
Aankhon main SHARAFAT,
Aankhon maIn SHARAFAT,
Chal maIn NAZAKAT,
DIl maIn SACHAI,
PhIr kyon na boley her LARKI aapko BHAI.
Pehle mujhe aapne
Pehle mujhe aapne dekha, phIr aap mere peeche aaye,
aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye,
phIr kya! mujhe 1 Rupeya dena he para.
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,


A sardar prays daIly for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru merI lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrIly appeared
& saId,”KhotI de putar 1 varI tIcket te le ley”
Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
SoldIer:SIr, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack In any dIrectIon now!
A man sees a fat man


A man sees a fat man
sIttIng In a traIn cabIn.

TauntIng, he asks:
Is thIs cabIn for elephants only!

Fat man humbly replIes:
No!Even monkeys lIke you can sIt!
Ek admi aadi raat ko
Ek admI aadI raat ko apnI motI bIwI se bola
k sIsak sIsak ke marna theek haI ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
AadmI : To apnI dusrI tang bhI mujh per rakh do.

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