Human braIn Is the most
outstandIng object In world.
It functIons 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functIons rIght from the tIme we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examInatIon hall.
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cIgrett shrab nahI pIoge.
bachey:nahI pIenge.
Teacher:larkIo ka pecha nahI karoge
bachey:nahI karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahI kaso ge.
bachey: nahI kasenge.
Teacher: apnI zIndagI watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asI zIndgI ka karna bhI kIa he.
GIrl:It’s 2 tIght
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do It slowly,
Gal:Push It In,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s paInful,
Boy:Forget It.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
Boss:I wIll gIve you Rs.25 an hour startIng today
and In 3 months, I wIll raIse It to Rs.50 an hour.
When do you want to start?
New employee:In 3 months.
