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un honto ko tum

un honto ko tum choom kr to dekho FARAZ

maza na aaey to paIsay wapIs.

Wen a black cat falls

Wen a black cat falls down from 60 feet
wat wIl de whIte cat say

Don''t thInk lIke a phIlosphr
cat wIll only say

MEeeaAOOon;-)

5 hi-tech sardar''s inventions

5 hI-tech sardar''s InventIons

Waterproof towel

Solar powerd tourch

Book on how to read

Pedal powerd wheelchaIr

Umbrella wIth holes to see Its raInIng,:-

A man, who surrenders

A man, who surrenders when he Is wrong, Is honest.

A man who surrenders when not sure, Is wIse.

A man who surrenders even If he''s rIght, Is a husband. (",)

Har aahat par jaan nikal jati hai faraz

Har aahat par jaan nIkal jatI haI faraz

Ye publIc toIlet meIn kundI kyun nahI hotI...??

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Ufone ka new package.

"KIsI b Ufone customer ka mobIl set pasand anay pr

us sa cheen lejIay"

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TM HI TO HO...

Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se

Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se

Hosake to lot aa kIsI bahane se

Tu lakh Khafa sahI magar Ik bar to dekh

Mohalay me kItna Kachra jama haI Tere na any se.

Mene apne ghar walo

Mene apne ghar walo ko bata dIa haI wo sab maan gae haI,

tm b apne ghr walo ko bta do,wo b maan jaenge k
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Shan bIryanI k sath korma masala free haI.

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WIth
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R.S.V.P
Mr & Mrs. KachorI
Mr & Mrs.Samosa
Venue
Pastry Hall near BhaIl PoorI Chowk
ChatnI Bazar
Papar Nagar.

Aana Zarur mery Ras Gully

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.

Sardar was drIvIng a jeep In a jungle...

TourIst:
"How do u escape If a lIon comes now?"

Sardar:
"GIve the IndIcator of RIGHT sIde & turn LEFT

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.

Sardar was drIvIng a jeep In a jungle...

TourIst:
"How do u escape If a lIon comes now?"

Sardar:
"GIve the IndIcator of RIGHT sIde & turn LEFT

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