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Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.

AmerIcans Invented a machIne that catches thIeves.
they took It out to dIfferent countrIes for test.
In US In 30mIns It caught 20 thIeves
In UK In 30mIns It caught 50 thIeves
SpaIn In 30mIns It caught 100
thIeves
Ghana, In 30mIns It caught 600 thIeves.

PakIstan,
In 15 mIns

the machIne was stolen.

Girlfriend & Police

GIrlfrIend & PolIce
MaIn KIa Baat Common Hay ???
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socho !
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socho !
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Aur Socho !
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Donoo HI PaIsa Kha Kr
Chor Dete HaIn !:p

Meri prem kahani ka ajeab ending tha,

MerI prem kahanI ka ajeab endIng tha,

wah wah

MerI prem kahanI ka ajeeb endIng tha

Izhar-e-muhabbat sms se kIya tha
Jo unkI shaadI tak pendIng tha..

JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.

JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.

1.ScIence say gIra Arts may atka

2.FaIl hotay ko PractIcals ka sahara

3.Degree lanay bahIr bhaag

4.3rd dIvIsIon pas ghar ka na ghat ka

5.Dost wo jo Imtehan may kaam ayay

6.JatI supply phIr hath nahI atI

7.Qadar kho deta hY roz college ana jana

8.LIkhna na jany Qalam mera

Aplication 4 Leave in a Poem Style: O Master Wen I CoMe

AplIcatIon 4 Leave In a Poem Style:
O Master
Wen I CoMe

RaIn ChuM ChuM

Leg My PhIslI
GIra Me DharaM

Neche My Bag
And Upar was hum,
Is Lye today
I cant come!

mental hospital k opretion thetor me opretion tayar

mental hospItal k opretIon thetor me opretIon tayar

saman mojod

doctor mojod

narsen mojod

mgr pagal sms parhne me masrof.;-

BREAKING NEWS:

BREAKING NEWS:
KARACHI: LIyarI maI ek hafta se bharpur jashan ka sama haI, logon ka kehna haI k
"Apna makranI bhaI U.S.A ka saddar bana haI!
OBAMA BALOCH.

Do aadmi aik baraat me gye.

Do aadmI aIk baraat me gye.

Vahan Inhe bar bar panI pesh kya jata.

Tang a kar aIk ne kaha:

janab halaq me panI phans gya haI.

Thore se chaval de daIn.

"OEYEEEEE"

"OEYEEEEE"

Msg Bhej
Varna
TerI...?

TerI MarzI,
Na Bhej yaar,
gusa kyn krty ho.... ;) ;)

Sardar:what is the name of yor car?

Sardar:what Is the name of yor car?

Lady:I forget the name,but It starts wIth T.

Sadar:oye kamaal kI gaadI haI,Tea se start hotI haI.HamaarI gaadI petrol se start hotI haI!

Aj SUNDAY hai

Aj SUNDAY haI

Is msg ko saat logon ko bhejIye.

BeleIve me 7 dIn baad

PhIr SUNDAY a jaya ga

Don''t Ignore It Its True.

Cheel Uri.. Kaw_wa Ura..

Cheel UrI..

Kaw_wa Ura..

MaIna UrI..
CheerI UrI..
Tota Ura..

MENDAK Ura.

Ooopppps

Sorry Yar Jalde MeIn MaIn Ne Aap Ko BhI Ura DIya...

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