1 sardar raIl kI patrI per sogaya.
1 admI ne kaha kIa ker raho ho?
TraIn aayegI tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:MaIry oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahIn howa, raIl kIa cheez hay?
1 Boy:Yar larkIon ko “I love you”
kehnay kI sub se achI jaga kon sI haI?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kIon?
2boy:kIon k wahan unke paon meIn chappal nahIn hotI.
In bIo practIcal:
ExamIner:Tell me the name of
thIs bIrd by seeIng It’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
ExamIner:You faIled, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Dad: I want u 2 marry a gIrl of my choIce.
Son: No
Dad: The gIrl Is BIll Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.
Dad goes o BIll Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
BIll Gates: No
Dad: My son Is the CEO of the World Bank.
BIll Gates: Than ok
Dad goes 2 the PresIdent of the World Bank.
Dad:AppoInt my son as the CEO of your bank.
PresIdent:No
Dad:He Is the son-In-law of BIll Gates.
PresIdent: Then OK
