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Best SmS of 1947.

Best SmS of 1947.

Tab MOBILE Tha Kya?
KabhI Tu Thora DImagh Ka Istamaal Kar LIya Karo!
Bas sms parhne kI jaldI lagI hotI haI.

Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ..... .

TerI ShadI K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ.....
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Tenu Dullha KInne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY..!!

Sardar: "Is mirror ki kya guarantee hei?"

Sardar: "Is mIrror kI kya guarantee heI?"

Shopkeeper: "Aap Isko 100 floor se nIchy gIrao ye mIrror 99 floor tak nahI tootega."

Sardar: "Wow! Pack It..."

Fizaon k badalne ka intzar na kro,

FIzaon k badalne ka Intzar na kro,

AndhIyon k rukne ka Intzar na kro

mobIle uthao or mjy sms karo

har bar mere hI sms ka Intezar na kro

Dil chahta hai

DIl chahta haI

chorI karon
jhoot bolon
sharab peon
rIshwat khaon
qatal karon,

aur

jaIl jaon.

Shayad Is tarah kabhI, maIn bhI presIdent pakIstan ban jaon.!

Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"

Kal maIn ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"

KameenI jate hue mujhe
MR.BEAN keh gaI..

Lady: Dr. Plz.

Lady: Dr. Plz. call my husband InsIde

Dr:Trust me,maIn sharIf aadmI hun
Lady:No Dr
ap kI Nurse bahar akelI haI aur mera husband sharIf nahI haI... ;-)

PathAn KA Interview

PathAn KA IntervIew Ho RAhA ThA: BatAo " N W F P" Ka KyA MatLAb HaI??

PathAn BoLA

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NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN . . .

Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya

Sardar offIce ka tulla mar k ghar agaya
Wahn usne apnI bv ko apne boss k7 dekha
Wo bhag k offIce waps agya or

bola: BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA JATA.

Jane kis baat pe uss

Jane kIs baat pe uss ne muje Chora haI Faraz ?

halää k wo shakhs to kIsI k 10 rupey nhn chorta.

Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna

Ye 1 sacha wakIa hy.Ignore mat krna
KorangI me 1 lrke or lrkI ne ghr se bhag k shadI kI.kuch dIno bad do9 me laraI hogaI.1 dIn lrka,lrkI ko mar rha tha.lrkI ne bachne k lIe churI uthaI to wo lrke k lag gaI or wo mar gya.lrkI ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gaI.usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nIshan hy tmhe to polIce pakr legI.lrkI bolI.baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha.

"SURF EXCEL HENA"

Twinkal twinkal little star,

TwInkal twInkal lIttle star,

TerI gIrl frIend gyI bazar,

Osko mIl gya dosra pIyar,

Ab to baIth k makhIyan mar.

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