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Santa Lost His Cheque Book

Santa Lost HIs Cheque Book

Bank Manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur SIgn ...

Santa:
Oye, I''m Not A Fool,
I Have Already SIgned
All Cheques ... ;->

Sardar''s Interview 4 New Job

Sardar''s IntervIew 4
New Job

IntervIewer: Wht DId
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In Army
ItervIewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
Sardar: FIve Foot
Eleven Inch ...

SaNtA : MaI YaQeN

SaNtA : MaI YaQeN Se ToU NaHe KeH

SaKtA K UmaIr KI UmAr KITnI HaI

LeKn Wo JaWaN Ho GaYa HaI

BaNtA : WoH KaIsE

SaNtA : TuM Ne DeKhA NaHe Wo ApNI NaAk KuD SaAf KaR RaHa

SaNtA BaNtA Se:

SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP KI TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo

BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KIS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"

SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KIMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
HaI . . . :-P;->

Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or

Sardar KI G.F Ne KsI Or
Se ShadI Kr LI
Wo Roz Us K Ghar k
Samne "Poty" Kr k Ajata
Dost: Ye KIa Hrkat Hy?
Srdar: Usy Btana Chhta
Hon k, Us k Pyar K BIna
Bhuka NhI Mar Rha ...

Sardar Found A Monkey

Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To PolIce StatIon.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He Sees The Sardar WIth The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao PhIr Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj FIlm DIkhany Leja Rha Hon...

Man sees Sardar-G

Man sees Sardar-G
standIng In d mIdle of
a huge feIld of grass
& notIces, He Is jst
standIng dere,doIng
nothIng, lukIng @
nothIng
Man asks: Sardar-G
wh8 r U doIng ?
Sardar-G: Em tryIng 2
wIn a noble prIze
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they gIve d noble prIze
2 ppl who r
outstandIng In theIr
feIld.. ;->

Ek Sardar 2 A Man : Yaar Musibat K Waqt

Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar MusIbat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko BhI Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...

Man :
Wah Yaar BarI
HImmat Hy
Jo TerI Amma Maan
BhI JatI Hy ... ;->

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate

Teacher: How Do You DIfferentIate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:
Before MarrIage We Sleep WIth "MOTHER"
&
After MarrIage
We Sleep WIth
Our
"WIFE

Judge: why r u arrested?

Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shoppIng early?

Judge: well, thats not a crIme, anyway how early u shoppIng?

Sardar: before openIng the
shop..... =P ;->

Doctor: Bachey ko paani

Doctor: Bachey ko paanI
dene se pehle boIl ker
lena chahIye ...

Sardar: LekIn Janab
BoIl krne se bacha
marr tou nahI jaye
ga... ??? ;->

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.

A lucknowI nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya maIn apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daIkh tujhy zalel kese krta hon

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