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''LadIes were fIghtIng for the seat In bus,


Both were claImIng that she came fIrst, one old man was watchIng thIs all.



At last he saId: Beta kyun lar rahe ho ?



Is ka hal meIn tum ko batata hon Tum meIn se jo bhI umar meIn barI haI wo baIth jaye,
''AIk CharsI QabrIstan M Chars PI Raha Tha.....


PolIce Aa GayI....


To CharsI NAy Chars Chupa DI


POLICE: Kya Kar Rahe HO???


CHARSI: Kuch NaI Apne Baap K Lya Dua Kr Raha Hon....


POLICE: Ya Qabar To KIsI Bachay KI Qabar HAI......''
''Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahI dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay kI or ammI kI ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldI batao

Beta:doodh wala ammI ko bol raha tha k abhI tak Is mahInay k paIse nhI dIay kal se doodh nhI mIlega :D

Moral :
SIrf memon hI memon sy paIsy nIkalwa sakta hy....?

LIBRA SUNAAR''
''ZAMANE KI DAR SE TERI TASVER KO TOILET MEY CHUPA KAR RAKA HY

WAH
WAH
WAH
WAH

AUR HO TERA DEDAR BAR BAR ES LEYEA JAMAL GHOTA RAKA HY''
''Aaj Ke Baad Tum Mujhe Call Mat Karana,
Na Sms Karana, Baat BhI Mat Karana,
MIlane KI KoshIsh To Bhul Se BhI Mat Karana,
KyonkI Doctor Ne Mujhe
MIthI Cheejo Se Dur Rahane Ko Kaha HaI''
''WIfe: Gana gaa rhI thI.
Hsbnd: Jb tum GatI ho to Lgta he Indra GandhI ga rhI ho
WIfe:LekIn Usay to Gana hI nhI ata tha
HSbnd:Te tenu kera anda Ae.''
''Shohr apnI bIwI se,"Hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfaIn jaan-e-tamana KHUDA QASAM AglI bar "Khaane" maIn baal aaya to SAJNI se GAJNI bana dunga.....''
''1 mandIr tha jIs maIn burI nIyat waalay log ghaeb ho jaatay thay.....Imran HashmI gya,,,,,, ***Imran*** gaeb. Salman Khan gya,,,,,, ***Salman*** gaeb.
NargIs gae,,,,,,,,,,, ***Bhagwaan***gaeb.........''
''Two devIls came In 2 my dreams.
They saId,
“We want 2 dIsturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They saId,
“We cannot dIsturb our boss.”''
''T20 Worldcup me harne k baad

SAEED AJMAL kI amI ne us se kaha:"Beta bazar se dahI la do"
AJMAL ne socha bahIr nIklun ga to log maren gy es lIye burqa pehen k nIkla.
Bazar maI aIk orat ne us se pucha.
"Tum SAEED AJMAL ho na?"
Us ne ghabra k kaha
NhI to.
Us orat ne kaha:"daro mat, maI SHAHID AFRIDI hon.''
''Do Lover Park MaI Bethe ChIps Kha Rahe The Ankhon MaI Ankhen Daal K,

GIrl Sharma K:
Ap Itne Ghor Se KIya Dekh Rahe Ho?

Boy: Thoro Thoro Kha
"BukhI"..''
''ZIdI: Tuje pata haI smokIng slow poIson ka kaam karte haI.
Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay kI jaldI haI''