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HeIght of Adab
MaIn sIrf ye soch kr paper khalI de ata hun
k kahIn teacher ye na kahen
k agay sa jawab data haI . . . .:D
Kamzor DIl Wale
Ye Msg Na Parhe''n ,
Na Amal Kare''n
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BhaIyo''n "Geo Super" Pe
Pak v/s Aus Mtach
KI HIghlIghts Aa RahI Hyn . . . =P;)
KIya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka



Ek Hamary 11 Players KhassI


Aur


Unka Ek


"MIke Hussey" :-)
Most Innocent & Heart TouchIng
lInes saId by a Truely LovIng GIrl
to her lover boy frIend at Break up

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
terI shakal pehle dIn se he kameeno jesI lagI thI mujhe,
ChImgadar kI shakal walay,
KhabIs Insan... ;->
Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
terI shakal pehle dIn se he kameeno jesI lagI thI mujhe,
ChImgadar kI shakal walay,
KhabIs Insan... ;->
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Kuch NahI
AIse HI "Last Over"
Yaad Aa Gaya
Ajmal Ka . . . =P =D
ShadI MaIn LarkI Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata HaI?


Any Guess?

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OK

I''ll Tell You...

MAAL JaIsa BhI Ho.
PackIng AchI HonI ChahIye. :-)
When Stars ShIne at NIght In the Sky,
My Body Blasts LIke a Bomber.


Is Sher MaIn Mohtarma Naseebo Laal FarmatI HaIn K:

Jado Raat Nu NIklan Taray,

Mera Badan Patakay Maray. :-)
Teacher To Pathan: Where Were You Born?


Pathan Proudly Says: In Khyber PakhtonKhua

Teacher: Spell It.

Pathan: I ThInk I was Born In N.W.F.P. :-)
GREAT INDIANS:

When Power Goes Off In US,
They call Power House.

In ChIna,
They Check Fuse

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But In IndIa,

FIrst thIng Is To check NeIghbor''s House.

"SabkI GayI HaI Na?"
Buss!
WIfe: Suno jI, Is Haftey Hum Roz CInema Dekhne Jaayenge.


Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz ShoppIng K LIye Jaayenge.


Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz MandIr Jaayenge.


WIfe: Kyo?



Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :
A strange realIty:

''The ValuE Of lIFe INcReasEs oNlY aFter It IS lOst!''
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Wnt proof?

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