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''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

''Aaj PhIr Ek Pathan PIt Gaya:

Pathan ShIa KI MajlIs MaI Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy HaIn.

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL. :-)

''Teacher: T

''Teacher: Translate ThIs PunjabI Sentence Into EnglIsh

Ethay Tey AnnI paI HoI Aye.

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Sardar:
A BlInd GIrl Is SleepIng Here..

''Difference Between Friend & Wife

''DIfference Between FrIend & WIfe

You can Tell Your FrIend
"You are my Best FrIend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your WIfe
"You are my Best WIfe?"

''Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh,

''HI.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLISh, ChArMING & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??

KhuSh h0 gAe nA!

Ab ALLAH HafIZ!

MujhE DooSroN k0 BhI BewAqooF bAnAnA hy...

''hum gaye the gar un

''hum gaye the gar un k ye khne k dIl se dIl mIlalo..
nIklI uskI amI..maIne kaha antI talIban wale aarahe haIn cable catwa do....

''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

''Sardar sent SMS to hIs BOSS:

Me sIck, no work

Boss SMS back:

When I am sIck I kIss my wIfe try It

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

Me ok, ur wIfe very sweet..

''A baby mosquito

''A baby mosquIto came back after Its 1st fIght.
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Dad asked: “how dId u feel?”
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It replIed: “Dad It was wonderful. evry1 ws clappIn 4 me”

Moral: Take evrythIng posItIvely..

''Marriage is like a public toilet

''MarrIage Is lIke a publIc toIlet

Those waItIng outsIde are desperate to get In
&
Those InsIde are desperate to come out..

''HUSBAND

''HUSBAND and WIFE are lIke 2 tyres of a vehIcle

If 1 punctures, the vehIcle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

''aaj pink panther

''aaj pInk panther kI barsI haI,us k lIya plz yeh sms kam se kam kIsI 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , maIn ne apna farz poora kar dIay ,ab ap kI barI hay..

''1 pathan ny jalti

''1 pathan ny jaltI hue buIldIng sy 6 logon ko nIkala!but phIr bhI logo ny usy boht mara
Q???

Is lIye k

us ny wo 6 log nIkaly thy jo k aag bhuja rahy thy

''1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

''1 Pathan Bap KI Death Par Bohat Roya
PhIr UskI Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B zIada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: MerI Bahan K Abu Ka B IntIqal Ho Gya

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