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''1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

''1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

Yaar Tumne KabhI KoI LarkI PhansaI haI?

Doosra: Yaar LarkI To MaIne Phansa lI thI.

Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hI Chor DIya''

''In Sardiyon Main

''In SardIyon MaIn Romance Acha NahI FARAZ...

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Geezar(Geyser) Tera Kharab HaI Kuch To Khayal Kar...!''

''Kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main "FARAZ"

''Kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa Is jahan maIn "FARAZ"

Jo jata tha BILLO k ghar Ab kehta hy:

PREETO mery naal wIyaah kar lay''

''Main ne to Aaj

''MaIn ne to Aaj tak Coca Cola nahI Pee Faraz,

Magar...

Jab ToIlet Jata hoon to Aawaz aatI haI Brrrrrrrrrrrrr....''

''Mein to pehle hi Uskey Bhai se Buri tarah pit chuka hon

''MeIn to pehle hI Uskey BhaI se BurI tarah pIt chuka hon

Faraz!!!

Ab woh kehtI haI, "to PhIr Aao Mujhko Satao"
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''Kuch is tarah Usne

''Kuch Is tarah Usne mujhe Bewakoof Bana DIya Faraz.....

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JI Haan! BIlkul IsI Tarah.''

''Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali

''Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq BhI Hay Mohabbat Say KhaalI

Wah Wah

Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq BhI Hay Mohabbat Say KhaalI
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Kameez TerI KaalI Tay Sohnay Phulla WalI:-)''

Woh ye keh kar meri saari

''Woh ye keh kar merI saarI 7UP pee gaya Faraz.....

Tu merI adhurI pyaas pyaas, Tu aagaI Man ko raas raas''

''Agar molana hazrat film bana nai

''Agar molana hazrat fIlm bana naI
lagaI to fIlm kaI naam Is tarah hongaI ``Islam aaya tum na aaye
kaho na ramzan haI
hum zakat de chuke sanam
kabhI rozaI kabhI ramzan
hamarI tasbI aap ke pass
molvI banaya aap ne
shaheed to hona hI tha
janam sajda karo
ye molvI aap kI naam''''''

''Banta is crying loudly.

''Banta Is cryIng loudly.
Banta`s brother asks: Why are you cryIng?
Banta: My mother dIed.
Banta`s Brother: What a co-IncIdence! My mother dIed too! Boo hoo hoo!''

''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

''Sardar sent SMS to hIs BOSS:
“Me sIck, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sIck I kIss my wIfe try It”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wIfe very sweet”''

''Boy: Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?

''Boy:
Aj kaIsa Feel kar rahI ho?
GIrl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! merI to jaan he nIkal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aIk ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahI aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay kI Load SheddIng to jaan he nIkal letI haI''

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