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Hum bhool jane walon

Hum bhool jane walon ko aIsI saza dete haIn,

WAH,WAH
IRSHAD..
Hum bhool jane walon ko aIsI saza dete han,

JOOTA UTARTE HAIN

aur

aur

MOZA SUNGHA DETE HAIN!:-)''

''Arz kiya hai Teri soorat meri a

''Arz kIya haI
TerI soorat merI aankhon maIn kuch Is tarah bas gayI!
TerI soorat merI aankhon maIn kuch Is tarah bas gayI!
Wah Wah Wah
TerI soorat merI aankhon maIn kuch Is tarah bas gayI!
JaIsay chotay se raksha maIn motI Aunty phans gayI.''

''Kisi ka jhoota peene

''KIsI ka jhoota peene se shIfa mIltI haI Ajmal!
Kameena ye bolte bolte merI sarI PepsI pI gaya!''

''Udhar aap majboor

''Udhar aap majboor bethay haIn, Idher ham majboor bethe haIn!

Baat ho to aakhIr kaIsay ho,
Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe haIn!''

''Kash tum waday nibha jatay

''Kash tum waday nIbha jatay, KIsI surat dIl mera behla jatay
Agar “Cornetto” k paIsay nahI thay to kIa hoa, 5 rupay walI “QulfI” hI khIla jatay

DIl se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte haIn.

Aap Ka Sapno MaIn Hum DIdar karte HaIn.

Jab say Dekha HaI Aap Ko Qareeb Say.

Ab To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte HaIn.''

''A rupee is easy 2 earn...

''A rupee Is easy 2 earn...
but a smIle Is hard 2 fInd...
rupee loses Its value...
smIle Increases Its worth..
I lost a rupee when I sms u...
but who cares!
I won ur smIle...''

''MUNNA BHAI

''MUNNA BHAI: cIrcuIt agar bIna daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:sImple he bhaI, bIna suI wala InjectIon lene ka''

''boti we tu dyl na

''botI we tu dyl na dyde bIwI no kIdhe dIl na dyde saarI umer ronda re ga makeup da bIll na dyde''

''---tension sms----

''---tensIon sms----
Is sms maI apnI sarI TensIons FIll kero
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ker dI..?
Good
ab Is sms ko-RavI- maI bhank aoo

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ku k tensIon lyny ka NaI dyny ka :)
hahah''

''In this time of no sugar

''In thIs tIme of no sugar
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My sweet sms for your EvenIng Tea,mIx It In your Tea and Take sugar-Candy Tea-
Its free :)''

''TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,

''TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
JAB TERE GALOON PAR SE HAATH GHUMAYA,
TO AADHA KILO FAIR AND LOVELY MILA.''

''Wo ped kya jis mein dali na ho,

''Wo ped kya jIs meIn dalI na ho,
Wo baag kya jIs meIn malI na ho,
Wo ghar kya jIs meIn ghar walI na ho,
Aur wo mard kya jIs kI bahar walI na ho.''

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