''Jab koI Dost kIsI Dost k
Haq maIn Dua kerta hy
to wo dua Is k Dost se
pehly Is k apny Haq m
Kabol hotI haI .
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Allah kary TumarI ShadI jaldI ho jay.''
''MuslIm lady:assalamo alIkum! MolvI: yeh jannt maIn jayegI HIndu lady:Namasty! MolvI: yeh dozakh maIn jayegI ChrIstIan lady:HI darlIng molvI: ye mere sath jayegI''
''Its been a rough day.I got up thIs
Its been a rough day.I got up thIs mornIng,put on a shIrt N a button fell off.I pIcked up my brIefcase N the handle came off.I''m afraId 2 go 2 the bathroom''