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''merI yaad aye: yaad karo.
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhI zyada aye to mIllo
ager ussey bhI zyada aaye to ..
plz jhoot bolna band karo''
''Ham janday pay they saIr ko
kInare kInare naher ko
kutta pIya nIgahon men
suta pIya tha rah men
ham ne gul khIla dIya
kuttay ko jaga dIa
kuttay ne dandI wad lI
pInnI kI pInnI kad lI
Itne men ham paj paray
cyckle de wIch waj paray
kutta magron ley gIa
cyckle wala pIchay pe gIa..''
''kabI to hamarI galI aao,,,
thora sa sharmao,,,,,,
aur muskrao,,
apnI ankhon se zulfen uthao,,
hamary ghr kI bell bajao,,,
aur,,,
awaz lagao,,,
kachra de doooooooooooo,,,,''
''''''''jub bhI tere awaz sunne ko g chahta haI,,''''


**dost**



**utha k pathar kutte ko maar deta hoon,,,,**aaoon aaoon aaoon''
''1 student exam k paper pay apne hath ka dIagram bana raha tha to nIgran nay pocha k Iss paper maIn to hath kI dIagram ka swal nahI haI

student reply.
sIr maIn dIagram nahI bana raha paper banane wale pay lanat bhaj raha hon''
''dIl ka dard hamen bataty q nahI,

dostI ka haq hum pe jatate q nahI,

tarpo ge aIse hI har roz dard se,

tumhe qabz haI to Ispaghol khaty q nahI!!!!!!''
''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

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MAI GHAR HE HOTA MON!!!!!!!!!''
''agar aap ko apnI ''GIRL FRIEND'' k past or future k baray maIn jan''na haI to apnI gIrl frIend ka number mukammal namm or patay k sath Is no. par send karaIn,
03343004071

"HAQ BABA, SACH BABA"

**zarorI note**
"baba g ka number change kar k apna number lIkhna bohat barI beghaIrtI ha''''''
''Tum Sa koI Pyara koI Masoom NahI HaI.(\./)/.".) "^----;";_\,,/"( , , )/ \ / KIa Cheez ho Tum Khud TumhaIn Maloom NahI HaI''
''DostI karna Itna Aasan haI JaIse MattI par MattI se MattI lIkhna.LEKIN...DostI NIbhana Itna MushkIl haI JaIse PaanI par PaanI se PaanI lIkhna.''
''Lovers wIth MobIle In PakIstan CItIes:ISLAMABAD: Hello JanChalo Aaj CHINEESE Restaurant maI DInner MerI Taraf se.RAWALPINDI: Hello JanKahan ho Tum?Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon.LAHORE: Hello JanAaj to fIlm ka mood ban Raha haI.Aur wo bhI Tumhry saath.KARACHI: Hello JanWhat a FantastIc Mosam,Chalo Beach py Jaty haI.PESHAWAR: Hello JanKahan ho Tum? AbhI abhI BOMB BLAST huwa haI.MarI To NahI?''
''True BayghaIrtI Is:To arrIve home late at NIght,CIgarette In hand,Mom waItIng 4 u WIth aJHAROO In her hand & u ask:"Hey Mom AbhI Tak SafaI Kar RahI Ho?"''