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''You Know
Why DIvorces Are
So ExpensIve ... ?

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Because
They Are Worth It.......... =P ;->''
aadmI k left hath
Ek AadmI K Left Hath
KI 6 UnglIaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay Socho Kyun? .
Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-D''
aadmI k left hath
Ek AadmI K Left Hath
KI 6 UnglIaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay Socho Kyun? .
Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-D''
''How To Become a GENIUS?

*some text mIssIng*

FInd The MIssIng Text & Surely You WIll Become a GENIUS. ;-''
''Can A Kangaroo Jump

HIgher Than A EffIel Tower?


Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D EffIel Tower
Cannot jump''
''Q: Why do most women spend much tIme on ImprovIng theIr LOOKS and not theIr MINDS??

Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND...!!! :p''
''Ek AadmI K Left Hath
KI 6 UnglIaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay

Socho Kyun?
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Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-''
''A BIcycle Can''t Stand On It''s Own





Why ... ?





ThInk !!





Because








It''s Two-TIred ... ;->''
''Jab koI Dost kIsI Dost k
Haq maIn Dua kerta hy
to wo dua Is k Dost se
pehly Is k apny Haq m
Kabol hotI haI
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Allah kary TumarI ShadI jaldI ho jay.''
''suno,




Mehsoos karo,




Badal kI garaj




BIjlI kI chamak



BarIsh kI Ik Ik boond





Tum se



Cheekh cheekh




kar keh rahI haI














"NAH Lo"
EId abI dor haI.''
''Aap ko bohat bohat


*EID MUBARAK*












heraan mat houn jIs ko mera $m$ mIl jaye
us kI to EId hI ho jatI haI...!!!''
''TerI be-RukhI ka shIkwa
maIn kIs sy karon Dost..
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.Yahan her Dost kehta haI,
Tujse SET nahI ho rhI to Number mujhy de de.....''