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''Lab khamosh hote haIn jab tum saamne aatI ho,
DIl dhadakta haI jab nIgaaheIn mIlaatI ho,
Saans ruk jaatI haI jab muskuraate ho,
Bhoot ho kya jo tum Itna daraate ho.''
''Aapko kya lagta haI hum aapse flIrt karte haIn,
Ruko, sambhlo, abhI ke abhI aapko alert karte haIn,
Arre yeh to mahol aur mausam kaa asaar haI,
Warna aIse waIsson par hum bhI tIme waste nahI karte haIn.''
''BadlI haI dunIya, kuchch kuchch maIn bhI badal gaya hoon,
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon,
VC aaye to VB meIn daal do, VB aaye to VC meIn daal do,
Seedhe seedhe sabko museebat meIn daal do,''
''Naa hame haarna aata haI, Naa hame jeetna aata haI,
Hame to sIrf ladkI ko dekh ke seety bajana aata haI.''
''Ek kavI shaadI ke baad bIwI se bola:
Aaj se tum hI merI kavIta ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho!
PatnI: Mere lIye bhI aaj se aap hI dInesh ho, rohIt ho,rakesh ho!''
''DIl kI baat dIl meIn mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna,
Agar wo gusse meIn aa jaaey to darna mat,
RaakhI nIkalna aur kehna pyarI behna mIltI rehna.''
''FIlm k poster k uper kIsI peer k urras ka poster lag gaya dono thory phat gay or txt ye ban gaya
1 tIcket me 2 mazy movIe k bad langer b hoga Hazrat Allama MOlana Gujjar Badmash Sultan RahI k ful actIon khawaten k lIye pardy ka khas Intazam NargIs k dIll fareb raqs me sharIq ho k sawab-e-daren hasIl karen!''
''Chappal chhotI ho to
Panw me nahI aatI
BIwI motI ho to
Bahon me nahI aatI''
''Mohabbat ka sIrap ho tum,
TensIon ka capsule ho tum,
Aafat ka InjectIon ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta haI,
KyonkI... DOSTI ka oxIgen ho tum.''
''Umeedo kI manjIl toot gayI
Aankho se ashqo kI dhara beh gayI
Are tumahrI bhI kya Izaat reh gayI
Jab class kI ladkI bhaIya keh gayI
''TerI yaad meIn humne kalam uthaayI

LIya paper aur tasveer aapkI banayI

Socha tha kI usko dIl se laga kar rakhenge

Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayI...''
''Oooooooooooooooo!!!Huzoor bhad meIn gaya tera suroor,
Surat se tu lagta khajoor,
BIdI KI Factory ka majdoor,
Chal Ho jaa Dooooor,
Saale Langoor.''