WIshIng u 12 months of happIness,
52 weeks of fun,
365 days of laughter,
8760 hrs of Gud luck,
525600 mIn of joy,
31536000 secs of success In 2005 & always
TODAY I was goIng to be mIllInoer as a man came to me and asked to sell the most valuable thIng I posses, I saId I have nothIng, he asked about my love, I saId I have gIven It to "the person readIn th message"
Osama asked from hIs brother,wots goIng on In ur lIfe... hIs brother replIed:''kabhI khushI kabhI gham''
wen same questIon was asked from Osama he replIed:'' kabhI atom kabhI bomb''
LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE
WHEN U R SAD ITS MELODRAMA
WHEN ANGRY ITS ACTION
WHEN AFRAID ITS THRILLER
WHEN CONFUSE ITS SUSPENSE
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HORROR...(heheheheh)
NOW U SMILING haIna...THATS COMEDY
A husband read an artIcle to hIs wIfe about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000. The wIfe replIed, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everythIng to men...
The husband then turned to hIs wIfe and asked, "What?"
PatIent : What are the chances of my recoverIng doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent. MedIcal records show that nIne out of ten people dIe of the dIsease you have. Yours Is the tenth case I''ve treated. The others all dIed.
