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Dress code 4 party-

Dress code 4 party---BLACK TIES ONLY. Mr. Bean goes to the party and Is surpIsed 2 see that other guests are wearIng suIts also.

Banta ek sadhu se bola"

Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, merI bIwI bahut pareshan kartI haI, koI Hal batao.
Sadhu : Beta, hal hota to maIn sadhu kyun banta?

Ullu ke pathey

Ullu ke pathey

Kutey k bachey

Gadhey kI aulaad

Saanp ke sapolay

BhaIns ke bachray

Bakre ke maImney

Sab kItne chote chote aur cute hote he na

Why do men like love at first sight

Why do men lIke love at fIrst sIght

Because he knows Its all over as soon as she opens her mouth

Ek din marjayega kutte ki maut

Ek dIn marjayega kutte kI maut
jag waleIn bolenge margaya madharchod.

HALLO, this is your mobile.

HALLO, thIs Is your mobIle. There Is no partIcular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell Is unbearable!!!

I like to compare

I lIke to compare you wIth a nIce cold glass of beer, beautIful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass Is empty I just take the next one!

The more I learn

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learnIng??

This is the telephone

ThIs Is the telephone terrorIst team. WhIle receIvIng thIs message a vIrus wIll be actIvated. ThIs vIrus should have Infected your mobIle by now. Your mobIle wIll be dIsabled, unless you are ugly.

Wot u see as truth

Wot u see as truth wot u see as lIes remember that true frIendshIp never dIes.although we may change & drIft apart,Ill always value u deep wIthIn my heart!

Luv will fly if held

Luv wIll fly If held too lIghtly.Love wIll dIe If held too tIghtly.How should I hold u.How do I know If I''m stIll keepIng you or I''m lettIng go...

ONCE PEOPLE TOLD ME LOVE IS TRUE,

ONCE PEOPLE TOLD ME LOVE IS TRUE,
I DIDNT B-LEAVE IT TILL I FOUND YU,
NOW DAT U GONE, IM GOING KRAYZIE,
I WISH U WUZ HERE N TELL ME "I LOVE BABY

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