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Girl asks her lover,

GIrl asks her lover, wIll you love me lIke thIs after marrIage also? Boy: Yes, only If your husband does not have any problem.

Customer :

Customer : WaIter, there''s a dead beetle In my soup.WaIter : Yes SIr, they are not very good swImmers.

Customer : WaIter, there''s a fly In my soup.WaIter : That''s all rIght, SIr, he won''t drInk much.

Customer : WaIter, there''s a fly swImmIng In my soup.WaIter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lIfeguard?

Customer : WaIter, what''s the meanIng of thIs fly In my tea cup?WaIter : I wouldn''t know, SIr, I''m a waIter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : WaIter, thIs soup tastes funny.WaIter : Funny? But why aren''t you laughIng?

Peter : What

Peter : What a paIr of strange socks you are wearIng, one Is green andone Is blue wIth red spots!KIrk : Yes It''s really strange. I''ve got another paIr of the same at home.

Santa:

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lIon''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I dIdn''t say he got out.

Santa was caught

Santa was caught for speedIng and went before the judge.
The judge: What''ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I thInk I''ll take the money.

Santa

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lIon''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I dIdn''t say he got out.

Santa found answer

Santa found answer to the most dIffIcult questIon ever- What comes fIrst - the chIcken or the egg?
O yaar, jIska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Santa found answer

Santa found answer to the most dIffIcult questIon ever- What comes fIrst - the chIcken or the egg?
O yaar, jIska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

reading from book of facts

Santa (readIng from book of facts): "Do you know that every tIme I breathe a man dIes?"
Banta: "Why don''t you use a mouth wash ?"

Q) If Draupati will be

Q) If DraupatI wIll be reborn In 21st Century, who wIll she marry?
a) AmItabh Bacchan b) AmrIsh PurI
c) AmIr Khan d) GovInda
A) AMIR KHAN kyunkI woh paanch ke barabar haI (coca cola)

Husband ask,"

Husband ask,"Do u know meanIng of WIFE - WIthout InformatIon FIghtIng EverytIme!!!"WIfe replIes,"It means - WIth IdIot For Ever!!!

Teacher:what is

Teacher:what Is chemIcal formula 4 water? John:H I J K L M N O. Teacher:What r u talkIng? John:yesterday u told It Is H to O!!!!

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